Reflections of a Journeying Blogger
"...holy $#*!".here's my favorite bit: "They were speechless," Caldwell said. "That's about a million dollars apiece."did you need an abacus for that one?
Excuse me while I vomit.
I hope you are vomitting money, or we will never have the millions for paul by june.
I think I finally know what I want to be when I grow up. A millionaire. I mean televangelist. Same thing. ;-)And I second Jared's sentiment.I'm also curious as to whether his congregation gave more to him or to God....
Paul, did you read the comments on the blog you linked to? One of them was great:"If you are a preacher and you aren't hated then you are not preaching the word of God and therefore going to Hell."The commenter doesn't make it clear whether everyone who hears you has to hate you for you to avoid hell, or just a few people....But you may want to work on being more of a jerk when you preach, just in case. ;-)
"rewarded by God exponentially"as opposed to linearly?Sorry Paul, I was never very good with exponentials! So, I better just keep tithing to the church.
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"...holy $#*!".
here's my favorite bit: "They were speechless," Caldwell said. "That's about a million dollars apiece."
did you need an abacus for that one?
Excuse me while I vomit.
I hope you are vomitting money, or we will never have the millions for paul by june.
I think I finally know what I want to be when I grow up. A millionaire. I mean televangelist. Same thing. ;-)
And I second Jared's sentiment.
I'm also curious as to whether his congregation gave more to him or to God....
Paul, did you read the comments on the blog you linked to? One of them was great:
"If you are a preacher and you aren't hated then you are not preaching the word of God and therefore going to Hell."
The commenter doesn't make it clear whether everyone who hears you has to hate you for you to avoid hell, or just a few people....
But you may want to work on being more of a jerk when you preach, just in case. ;-)
"rewarded by God exponentially"
as opposed to linearly?
Sorry Paul, I was never very good with exponentials! So, I better just keep tithing to the church.
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