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Okay, so I think spam is stupid, annoying, and should be somehow outlawed -- and while you are at it, the senders should be hung upside down by their toes with bamboo shoots rammed under their fingernails...

But seriously now, why would anyone EVER think of giving this company your Visa number? ("Well, I got it in my inbox...and they do SAY they are FDA and Visa approved... it must be legit!")

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I'm guessing the phrase "restore your carnal condition" is about whether or not a Christian can lose his/her salvation? Seems like an odd place for a theological argument, but those wacky spammers!