Warning: the following clip is not a joke. This is part of an actual message, given to an actual church, by an actual pastor (although that last point is debatable).
I have so many reactions to this, I can't begin to tell you.
I am soooo temped to use this at Central. Maybe sjw can work this into our new policy?
BTW, the number 5 equals death? "You know, Genesis 5:5, Acts 5:5."
Oh my.
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I'll log this one under the "I sure hope this isn't real" category.
I was going to try to say something funny, but...goodness. That was genuinely frightening.
It is real. More to come.
Ohh my.
uhhh.
wow... that just makes me want to go outside and pee in the front yard. Also i think i'll dig out my old 1611, since i pee standing up!
I'm really afraid that that guy may have gone to my bass-akwards fundamentalist college.
oh yeah. i'll definitely work that one up for you, paul. i think that we should protect ourselves against "males" overtaking the church and post sign's in the MEN'S room that sitting down to pee is completely prohibited.
wow. wow, wow, wow, wow. where do you find this nonsense? :)
what. the. hell.
i wonder what the rest of the sermon was like!
crazy people scare me.
What are you all whining about? I thought it was a hermeneutical masterpiece! I mean, here this guy takes this obscure text and turns it into a book and makes several million (wait, that was the "Prayer of Jabez")...
I mean... here this guy takes this obscure text and preaches this sermon that makes the point... uh... ah... well...uh... I know there WAS a point there somewhere...
But anyway... it was amazing! I'm thinking of doing this when I get back. Maybe I will abandon my Revelation series? OR... maybe I can work it into the series?
"Pisseth against streets of gold."
Maybe we should come up with a series title and a graphic? Winner gets lunch with me.
oh my. paul, i am glad you are taking a vacation. the stress of work has obviously impaired your judgment. :)
pisseth against streets of gold. LOL.
The amazing thing about this was when my wife and I visited Germany, where she spent 4 of her growing up years, she always pissed by crouching (I told her she was standing up) because the W.C.'s were so disgusting.
I think Central should bring this guy in. I'd come down for that.
nice dan.
Oh... I'm thinking of doing a revival and inviting him for a week or so.
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