Tuesday, January 15, 2008

In honor of our Revelation series... the Number of the Beast















We all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast. But did you know:

· $665.95......................Retail price of the Beast
· $699.25......................Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
· $769.95......................Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
· $656.66......................Walmart price of the Beast
· $646.66......................Next week's Walmart price of the Beast
· 00666.........................Zip code of the Beast
· 1-666 .........................Area code of the Beast
· 1-900-666-0666 ............ Live Beasts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute.
· 670............................Approximate number of the Beast
· DCLXVI.....................Roman numeral of the Beast
· 666.0000.....................Number of the High Precision Beast
· 0.666 .........................Number of the Millibeast
· / 666 ..........................Beast Common Denominator
· 666 ^ (-1).....................Imaginary number of the Beast
· 1010011010..................Binary of the Beast
· Phillips 666..................Gasoline of the Beast
· $6.66 9/10....................Price of a Beast gasoline
· Route 666....................Way of the Beast
· 666 F.........................Oven temperature for roast Beast
· 666k..........................Retirement plan of the Beast
· 6.66%........................5 year CD rate at First Beast National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
· i66686........................CPU of the Beast
· 666i .......................... BMW of the Beast
· DSM-666.....................Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
· 668............................Next-door neighbor of the Beast
· 666 mg........................Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
· Lotus 6-6-6...................Spreadsheet of the Beast
· Word 6.66....................Word Processor of the Beast
· 6 h. 66 min....................Beast Standard Time (BST)
· Boeng 666....................."A jet for the Beast Age"
· Beverly Hills 66666..........Beast's favorite TV show
· 6/6/66..........................The birthdate of the Beast
· 666-66-6666..................The Social Security number of the Beast
· 6666............................The PIN of the Beast
· 25.806975.....................The square root of the Beast
· Motel 666......................Beast Western
· Windows 96 ver.666.........OS of the Beast

7 comments:

Ty said...

Oh , now that is good stuff. "666.000 number of the high precision beast"

Awesome stuff.

mdog said...

Live Beasts! Call Now! Omg!

Anonymous said...

recommended minimum daily requirement of beast. gosh, that's not part of my vitamin regimen! looks like i'll need to run to CVS...

ha! those are great. i also like the "temperature for roast beast". excellent.

jared said...

too much free time.

Anonymous said...

I shouldn´t have read those whilst sitting in an internet cafe. I´m sure the people around me thought that I was particularly weird.

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

:)

~Lauraborialice said...

That's scary/interesting.. can I keep this list?? I guess I can't buy somethings.. :-P

Anonymous said...

social security number aye? So you are saying the beast is American. Though I think the international community would love to agree with this, I personally think he is of the Swiss decent. I think their history of passivism is a conspiratorial front.