What's up with that?

So it's Thursday night and I'm taking out my garbage as I do every Thursday night. I walk innocently to the mailbox to get the mail... and what do I find but a GRADUATION ANNOUNCEMENT FOR KAREN.

From High School no less!

What's up with that! She is only 8! I remember meeting her... we were standing in the hall at Central.

What the %$#& are they doing letting an 8-year-old graduate from High School! Something is not right about that and I for one am NOT going to take it!

[Looks over at 20-month-old daughter sleeping]

"God, teach me to number my days aright..."