"While many instantly dismiss TalkToJesus (TTJ) as an abomination, we believe that it will strengthen people’s faith." Yeah increasing my faith in human stupidity and the power of technology.
"And TTJ will be able to speak and understand multiple languages in countries across the globe." Because of course Jesus only really responds to people that pray in certain languages.
"TTJ was never meant to replace Jesus." So what is the point again? Oh, right. See my first comment.
"Pricing, specific features, privacy and ethics policies will be posted shortly. Bless you and have a wonderful day." How weird, when I really talk to Jesus I don't have and privacy concerns... no nagging worries about a computer full of my sins and worries getting left on the back seat of a car. I'm pretty comfortable with God's ethics, and did I hear the word PRICING mentioned?
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ummmmmmmmmm
Yes, but Jesus will be bigger on my iPhone.
I think it's creepy and wrong.
And besides... Would Jesus have been caucasian?
~Always~
"While many instantly dismiss TalkToJesus (TTJ) as an abomination, we believe that it will strengthen people’s faith."
Yeah increasing my faith in human stupidity and the power of technology.
"And TTJ will be able to speak and understand multiple languages in countries across the globe."
Because of course Jesus only really responds to people that pray in certain languages.
"TTJ was never meant to replace Jesus."
So what is the point again? Oh, right. See my first comment.
"Pricing, specific features, privacy and ethics policies will be posted shortly. Bless you and have a wonderful day."
How weird, when I really talk to Jesus I don't have and privacy concerns... no nagging worries about a computer full of my sins and worries getting left on the back seat of a car. I'm pretty comfortable with God's ethics, and did I hear the word PRICING mentioned?
This makes me want to puke....and I second what velk said.
Hey, it's trademarked!
Though, their version of Jesus looks kind of pissed....
That's interesting.. What do you mean by that?? just wondering..
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