Little Nancy was in the garden filling a hole, when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the girl was doing, he asked,"What are you up to Nancy?"
"My goldfish died today," replied Nancy tearfully without looking up...."and I've just buried him."
The neighbor laughed and said condescendingly, "That's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Little Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and replied, "That's because he's inside your cat!"
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Would be funnier if it were the neighbor's dog. ;-)
Ah... that would be "no."
There is nothing funny about burying a dog. Now a cat... that is hilarious.
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