From the Fort Myers News Press, November 6, 2005
"Margaret Sheets of Lebanon, Ohio announces the cohabitation, without benefits of clergy, of her delightful son James and Gayle Schmidt of Fort Myers, Florida. They will receive visitors, but appointment only, B.Y.O.B. at their home on Ensign Court in the Caloosa Yacht & Racquet Club. Large cash appreciations may be directed to The Committee to Finance Gayle's Man's Lavish Life Style, James E, Sheets, Chairman."
Friday, November 18, 2005
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6 comments:
uh... is this for real?
Sad to say... it appears to be!
I have the actual ad in my possession.
And to publish that last post... the code I had to type in was "OMU..." -- and it was in green... the next one was in red.
It's actually pretty funny, if you read it in a "Margaret's bitter" kind of way. If she's happy, it's just strange.
Oh come on....it's a joke. I mean, it probably really appeared, but it's meant as a joke, don't you think??
James, The chimp has returned and he has found wealth and happiness. Get back with me.
bono@your-net.com
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