Dirty Old Egg Sucking Dog

With a title like that... how can you top it?

Dirty Old Egg Sucking Dog
Recorded by: Johnny Cash
Written by: Jack Clement
Recorded: January 11,1966 Nashville, Tenessee
Source: The Essential Johnny Cash Vol. 2

Well he's not very handsome to look at
Oh he's shaggy and he eats like a hog
And he's always killin' my chickens
That dirty old egg-suckin' dog

Egg-suckin' dog
I'm gonna stomp your head in the ground
If you don't stay out of my hen house
You dirty old egg-suckin' hound

Now if he don't stop eatin' my eggs up
Though I'm not a real bad guy
I'm gonna get my riffle and send him
To that great chicken house in the sky

Egg-suckin' dog
Your always hangin' around
But you'd better stay out of my hen house
You dirty old egg-suckin' hound