So... if I were to die and go to hell, this is the church I would be leading...
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Post Date : 1/15/2008
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PASTOR:
Pastor centered congregation, Reformed Church in America, Fishers, IN, 150 in worship, seeks a pastor who enjoys being with people of all ages and backgrounds. Our pastor leads us in worship, preaches, and equips us as followers of Jesus to reach out to our community.
Contact Information:
Christ's Community Church
John DeKam
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Translation: Church is looking to pay someone to do it all. You are the Dancing Bear. You must lead everything from children's ministry and Senior Citizens. You will plan worship, lead singing, do all he readings, preach (probably Sunday morning, Sunday night and Wednesday night) and don't ask us to do anything because the answer is no. And the offering is after the message so if the message sucks, we won't give.
Sign me up.
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I am against a dancing bear, ethically. A dancing pastor could be fun, though (especially if there was a tutu involved)....
actually, we were going to talk to you about a 'position restructuring,' paul...
Actually, I was going to talk to you about my using your cover letter for my resume I'm sending out. :)
I thought it was the fact that it was a reform chruch
how much does it pay? to live in hell?
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