Sign him up.

I'm writing our worship leader now and trying to sign this guy up.

Oh my.

Ian and Kelly's wedding

I'm leaving right now to go officiate Ian and Kelly's wedding. Decided to change the processional.

"big" Grows Up

Yea, yea, yea... it's an old movie and released before many of my readers were born... yadda yadda....I'm assuming some of you may have watched it on the "Oldies" station.

But remember the movie "big?"

Remember the "chopsticks" scene?

Big grows up.

We got it right.

Okay, maybe the United Methodist Church finally got it right... at least in the advertisement.

I really like this.

So sad...

[sniff sniff]

Funerals are so sad.

Extreme Sheep Art

(Thanks Jessica)

When Ad Agencies have too much time on their hands

Cadbury Eyebrows from Nils-Petter Lovgren on Vimeo.

Payment

I'm sorry, I have no idea if this is for real.... but I just find it hilarious. For the whole story, go here

Dueling church signs

Okay, this is one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time. I must say that, in my opinion, the Catholics won the sign duel: certainly in humor.

Stay at home dads and marriage

So....

I have some opinions on this, but I'm going to give you all an opportunity to chime in if you want.

Are you for us or against us?

I am within seconds of perhaps the biggest rant I have ever done on this blog. But I have to pick up my daughter, so fortunately, I will show restraint. You are welcomed to rant for me.... or perhaps you think this prayer is good?

Must.... show... restraint....

And now...

A word from our sponsor.

Best Magician, part 2

I've said in a previous post that I think David Copperfield is the best magician in the world.

I can't begin to tell you how hard this is to do.

No. Really.

Lean into life

"Balance is not a goal. Someone who is balanced is standing still. You don't want to be balanced, you need to be leaning. Lean into your marriage. Lean into your relationships. Lean into God."

Mark Beeson, Granger Community Church

Um... well... ah... restraint, part two

For those of you who enjoyed my previous musical contribution and just can't get enough, here is another.

For those of you who didn't, don't watch this. No, really. You really don't want to click on that arrow.

Noooooo! too late! You are going to, aren't you?

I warned you.

glumbert - Jesus Is My Friend

MUST....SHOW.... RESTRAINT

I feel a rant coming on. But I don't have time to rant. But this is... er... mppp.... [must.....show.... restraint!]... one of the reasons.... [holds back rant]

SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!

Life

“We must be perfectly clear about one thing: Jesus never expected us to simply turn the other cheek, go the second mile, bless those who persecute us, give unto them who ask, and so forth. These responses, generally and rightly understood to be characteristics of Christ-likeness, were set forth by Jesus as illustrative of what might be expected of a new kind of person—one who intelligently and steadfastly seeks, above all else, to live within the rule of God and be possessed by the kind of righteousness that God himself has.”

Dallas Willard, "The Spirit of the Disciplines."

Wow. I hope someday I can write something that profound.

Christmas is just around the corner

Buy one for you pastor and you will be blessed.

Come to think of it... hummm... staff Christmas gifts!

Bank account a bit low.

I noticed that Central's bank account seemed a bit low this month. BTW, has anyone seen my new iphone? :)

I've had days like this...